finding new and interesting ways to waste my god given time

 

helenas-hood:

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”

(Source: toxicwinner)

I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask… I won’t tell.

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